My husband had to work on Mother’s Day, so when he rushed in the door about three o'clock, he was breathless. “Happy Mother’s Day,” he panted. “How’s your day going?”
Hey, Marilyn Monroe did her finest work with it blowing up her skirt.
Fittingly, on a day that honored mothers, Jayson Werth was once again named Phillie of the Week. There was pink on the bags, pink wrist bands, pink bats, and pink around the player's necks. The only thing missing was Jayson Werth wearing me on his lap.